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Top 5 Favorite Reaons For Not Entering The Breakwater Open


Photo above (and below) from the last time a contest was held at the Venice Breakwater, the 2015 Venice Surf-A-Thon

Here the Top 5 favorite reasons we heard from Venice surfers about why they didn't enter the contest:

#5:
"Bro, you know I only compete on the profesional level."

#4:
"I fucking hate contests!"

#3
"I only surf big waves."

#2
"I don't want to take the prizes away from everyone else."

Before we list #1, these get Honorable Mention:

"What contest?"

"I tried to sign up too late."

"My Various insecurities."

And our most favoritest #1 reason a Venice surfer gave for not entering the surf conrtest is:

"The water is too wet."


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